Halftime show

Another random moment that I felt needed to be brought out publicly. So, just for the heck of it:

Homer Simpson on his many occupations:
"You know I've had a lot of jobs: boxer, mascot, astronaut, immatation Krusty, baby proofer, trucker, hippie, plowdriver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, griftor, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all."